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Thursday, April 12, 2012

Sh$t Cyclists Say...

This must be making the rounds. A work buddy shared it. Good stuff...

1 comment:

Jerry Phelps said...: I must not be a cyclist.

jp; April 17, 2012 at 9:14 AM

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Bike Fizxzit

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Jud's Rando Training Blog

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Treadly and Me

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1200km

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Ride reports from the Arizona brevets.

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